Reservations
The Waitlist
We are currently fully booked through October 2027.
The reservation book opens on the first Monday of each quarter at 10:00 PT, releasing seatings for the following season. We receive, on average, 14 200 requests per release. We are grateful for your patience.
Thank you
Your request has been received.
You are number 9 412 on the waitlist.
Please be advised: a confirmed reservation constitutes acceptance of the menu as presented. There is no substitution for the central ingredient.
Should a seating become available, we will be in touch. We ask, respectfully, that you do not contact the house in the interim.
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